(Please insert corny Christmas music right here)

“It’s that time of year—when the world falls in love,

Every song you hear—seems to say…

Merry Christmas, may your New Year dreams–

Come Truuuuuue!”

I could go on, but I’d likely get arrested, or beat up.

This is the page where you–my friends, get to see what is going on for Christmas but it is hidden far away from my sweet family. Oh, they could look if they wanted to. But they won’t because they know that it would spoil everything…that, and I’ve raised them to believe that if they snoop, all their Christmas treats will magically turn into fruitcake.

Trust me, they won’t risk it.